Month: August 2010

666 is the Number of the BEAST

but…. 670 – Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000000 – Number of the High Precision Beast 665.9999954 – Number of the Pentium Beast 0.666 – Number of the Millibeast /666 – Beast Common Denominator 666 x sq. rt (-1) – Imaginary number of the Beast 1010011010 – Binary […]

The Wrong Bitch

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?” The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, […]